1. How old is Chris Gorny?
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A. 12
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B. 16
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C. 18
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D. 24
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E. 26
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2. What type of car is considered a "Gorny Car"?
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A. Chevy Citation
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B. Rolls Royce
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C. Ford Pinto
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D. Oldsmobile Cutlass
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E. Chevy Blazer
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3. What is the approximate age of gorny's most recent "girlfriend"?
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A. 18
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B. 25
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C. 22
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D. 32
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E. 40
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4. What instrument did Chris play in High School Band?
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A. Trombone
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B. Skin Flute
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C. Piccolo
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D. violin
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E. cello
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5. What is Chris' favorite hangout?
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A. Ralphies
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B. Cell Block
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C. Bills Cafe
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D. Ash Street Pub
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E. Partners
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6. What is the average number of girls per calendar year, that chris brings home for the night?
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A. 15
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B. 30
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C. 50+
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D. 0
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E. 3
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7. What prompted a phone call to gorny from the FBI recently?
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A. Theft/Vandalism
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B. Burning CD's from the library
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C. helping steal a car
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D. selling stolen property
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E. trespassing on government property
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8. Where does Chris go during the day when he doesnt have to work?
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A. to the library
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B. to drive around aimlessly
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C. goes shopping
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D. goes online somewhere
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E. nobody knows, and never will
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9. What kind of college degree does gorny posess?
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A. Male Gigolo degree
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B. Teaching
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C. Skinflute major
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D. No degrees
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E. Both A, B, and C
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10. What is gornys favorite drink at a bar?
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A. Pop
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B. Rum/Coke
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C. Vodka/Cranberry
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D. Jim Beam
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E. Whiskey Sour
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