[Every Vote Counts. Unless it’s for Bush.]
Over the past eleven months, our site has been tearing at the tender underbelly of the Goo world, singling out only the strongest and most potent specimens…
And within this plethora of achievement, we’ve given YOU
the opportunity to vote for your favorite Site of the Month, which will, in
turn, be voted the Okay 6 Site of the Year 2000!
We’ve also provided a full
list of the nominees, for those unfamiliar with this year’s Site of the Month
platoon.
Disclaimer:
Due to the somewhat confusing
nature of this particular ballot, we must forewarn you of possible dangers
created by the voting process. You may vote once, and ONLY once, unless you’re
voting for Naked: in that case, you may vote all you want. Because there are two separate polls (all of
the nominees couldn’t fit in a single poll), you have full opportunity to vote
for two sites at once. We urge you NOT to take advantage of this opportunity,
unless you are voting for either John~Rzeznik or Hopelessly Devoted to Goo, as
well as Naked. In the case that you are voting for Corner of Clark and Kent, an
individual substitute may also be compromised, as long as you also vote for Naked.
However, a teaming of Dizzy Up The Boys and the UnOfficial Goo Goo Dolls
Fanclub is not only preposterous, I’m pretty sure it’s illegal. In the case
that this does occur, we’ll assume you were voting for the Black and White
World, but accidentally chose the latter. If you voted for Sweet Charade, we’ll
count it toward Naked, because it’s only fair. Of course, a vote for Stop the
World means you also support Naked, and in that case, a mandatory amendment
vote will be contributed to Naked as well. If you vote for Ain’t that Unusual,
we all know you meant Goo Show, so stop kidding yourself. We’ll count the vote
for them. After we complete this task, we’ll note the err of our ways, and
immediately transfer the vote to the rightful recipient, Naked. In the case
that Naked does NOT win, we’ll throw random legal hissy fits, and bawl like
babies until we get our way. So stop fooling yourself. You know you want to
vote for Naked.
Now…
(Floridians, please proceed
with caution.)
*Disclaimer: We don’t support
only Naked in this process, and indiscriminantly wish all nominees luck.
However, in the case we wish luck, we all know we meant the best of luck, so
we’ll just…