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"Bald...Looks Like A Toupee" by Weird Alan
aged into their 40's
they're physical features have changed
lots of lost hair on their head
it may look real but you know it's not your real hair all right
thats right
7th grade my math teacher
was so obviously bald
then one day the air conditioner blasted more than usual
and it took his hair and blew it away
bald looks like a toupee
bald looks like a toupee
bald looks like a toupee
bald looks like a toupee
i dont really believe thats your hair
let me take a peak dear
baby i can see the bald spot going down
it's a toupee, toupee, toupee all right
i dont really believe thats your hair
let me take a peak dear
baby I can see the bald spot going down
it's a toupee, toupee, toupee, toupee all right
what an obvious toupee
fake hair fake hair fake hair like that
it was a toupee