parody of Aretha Franklin's respect

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"Blood Check" by Weird Alan

(oo) the blood you got
(oo) baby I need it
(oo) what you need
(oo) Is for me to put a shot in
(oo) All I'm asking
(oo) Is to do a little blood check with your arm (just a little prick)
(oo) hold baby (just a little prick) from your arm
(just a little prick)mister (just a little prick)

you ain't going to feel a thing on your arm
I ain't going to stick it in wrong(oo) cause I don't wanna(oo)
all I'm askin'
Is to do a little blood check with your arm (just a little prick)
hold baby (just a little prick) from your arm (just a little prick)
Yeah (just a little prick)

I'm about to insert the needle
and i'll I'm asking in return, honey
is to let me do a little blood check
from your arm (just a, just a , just a, just a)
yeah baby (just a, just a, just a, just a)
from your arm (just a little prick)
yeah (just a little prick)

-----instrumental break---

ooo, the blood's coming
hold still honey
guess what?
we'll be done in one minute
all i want you to do (oo) for me
is let me do a little blood check with your arm (blood, blood, blood, blood)
yeah baby (blood, blood, blood, blood)
say stick that needle in me (blood check, just a little bit)
in your arm, now (just a little prick)

B-L-O-O-Oh-Oh-D
that's what I want you to give me
B-L-O-O-Oh-Oh-D
red blood cell, RBC

hold (stick it to me, stick it to me, stick it to me, stick it to me)
just let me inject (stick it to me, stick it to me, stick it to me, stick it to me)
don't worry babe (just a little prick)
just a little blood check (just a little prick)
it'll almost be over (just a little prick)
just keep your arm open (just a little prick)
this won't hurt at the end (just a little prick)
and i ain't lyin (just a little prick)
(blood, blood, blood, blood)'check
from your arm (blood, blood, blood, blood)
once the needle is no longer in (blood check, just a little prick)
and you find out i'm done (just a little prick)
you will see that you had (just a little prick)
just a little blood check (just a little prick)

the end.