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"Constipated" by Weird Alan
Uh huh, I can't sh*t
uh huh, uh huh, I can only take a piss
cause I can't sh*t
uh huh, uh huh, I can only take a piss
Chill out on the toilet bowl
It's hard but you've done it before
and if you could only let it out
you will see
have another chocolate bar>br>
come on pass gas like you're in a car
but you can't so you've become
somebody else who can't let it all out
you need to crap so take some ex-lax
you try to doo-doo but you can only pee-pee
tell me
why you can't go and have to be so constipated?
I see the way you won't even drink prune juice makes me frustrated
you can't sh*t you
and you squeeze and try and you don't take
what you can get to go finally
promise me I'm gonna find you taking a sh*t
doo doo doo
Chill out on the toilet bowl
It's hard but you've done it before
and if you could only let it out
you will see
somebody else who can't let it all out
you need to crap so take some ex-lax
you try to doo-doo but you can only pee-pee
tell me
why you can't go and have to be so constipated?
I see the way you won't even drink prune juice makes me frustrated
you can't sh*t you
and you squeeze and try and you don't take
what you can get to go finally
promise me I'm gonna find you taking a sh*t
doo doo doo
why you can't go and have to be so constipated?
I see the way you won't even drink prune juice makes me frustrated
you can't sh*t you
and you squeeze and try and you don't take
what you can get to go finally
promise me I'm gonna find you taking a sh*t
doo doo doo