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"Baby's Head" by Weird Alan
Push in Push out Push in Push in out Push in Push out Push in
Head coming out trying to let his figners feel
bleeding through an ambilical cord
They spank him on his butt to make him cry
I think the baby will come out all right
First the head
then the arms
then we will see all and his eyes and ears
Got a baby's head ready to come out
Pull out it baby's head
The head from my baby
The head from my baby
The baby looks real dirty
might need a caesarian
his head's come out and that's all
the baby doesn't look like mine
Don't see it in the hairline
But once it all comes out
I'll make the final call
Got a baby's head ready to come out
Pull out it baby's head
The head from my baby
The head from my baby