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"I'm Afraid Of Comedians"
Ha-ha-ha ha, ha-ha ha-ha-ha
Jerry's a comedan
Seinfeld's on the stage
Ha-ha-ha ha ha, ha-ha ha-ha-ha
Nobody laughs at him
The laughs must be just pretend
Ha-ha-ha ha, ha, ha-ha ha-ha-ha
Jerry's a comedian
chorus x2
I'm afraid of comedians
I'm afraid of them all
I'm afraid they'll make fun of me
I'm afraid they will
I'm afraid of comedians
Leno's a comedian
ha-ha-ha ha, ha-ha ha-ha-ha
Jay wants a laugh
Jay makes a crack about coke
Jay looks right at me
Jay's gonna tell me a joke
Ha-ha-ha ha, ha, ha-ha ha-ha-ha
Timmy Allen's a comedian
Timmy's a comedy star
Timmy makes fun of my hair
and Timmy makes jokes about cars
Tim Allen's a comedian, ha-ha-ha ha, ha, ha-ha ha-ha-ha
Tim Allen's a comedian, ha-ha-ha ha, ha, ha-ha ha-ha-ha
Tim Allen's a comedian, ha-ha-ha ha, ha, ha-ha ha-ha-ha
I'm afraid of comedians
Pauly Shore's a comedian
Pauly Shore's a comedian
chorus x2
Yeah, I'm afraid of comedians
I'm afraid of their words
I'm afraid they'll make fun of me
I'm afraid they will
I'm afraid of comedians
Carrot Top's a comedian
Carrot Top's a comedian
Gilbert Godfrey's a comedian ha-ha-ha ha ha, ha-ha ha-ha-ha (repeat)