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"Without Jerry" by Weird Alan
"Beat"
Who are these people
Two seinfeld episodes come on the tv
on the tv on the tv
Two seinfeld episodes come on the tv
on the tv on the tv
(Jerry's voice goes whyyyyy)
We want Jerry back back again
Jerry back tell NBC
Jer come back, Jer come back
verse 1
Jerry created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
see Micheal Richards no more they want Kramer
He's chopped liver
Well if you want Kramer then this is what I'll give ya
A show kinda like him where he's a detective on it
that's so not funny it got cancelled real quick
and imagine my shock at a new show with Jason Alexander
This new Geroge show is not entertaining
I'm flipping the channel saying "hey"
I've waited too long for a new comedyb reigning
Please bring Seinfeld back, it's humiliating
I know you got a wife and a kid Jerry
But these new sitcoms got me aggravated
So the NBC won't beg Jerry
To come back on the tv
I don't care even if it's ABC
cause it feels so empty without Jerry
So come on Jer, put down the kid
Bring back all the nothing skits
Cause you're shows ratings would be so heavy
I can't settle all these other shows (F YOU FRASIER!)
There's not much on TV
And I really miss Jerry
Cuz we need a little more comedy
Cuz it feels so empty without Jerry
I said this looks like a job for Jerry
To come back to NBC
Cuz we need a little more comedy
Cuz it feels so empty without Jerry
Verse 2:
It's episodes just freaking hilarious
My favorite episode probably being the contest
They see who can go the longest without gratifying themselves
Till someone gives into submission and yells "quit!"
Imaginary, a sitcom that's funny, I laughed at that episode on vacation
George came out of the pool with shrinkage
and Jerry's girlfriend came in and laughed
at the fact she saw that and his bare ass
and it's a disaster a catastrophe
That Jerry hasn't yet come back on tv
Jerry come back (tv reception noise) so I have a reason to fix my antenna
Tune it again for laughter
The best show ever back on Thursdays
The only other thing on would be UPN wrestling
I'll kick back and laugh while resting
Jerry come back please
I get excited whenever someone mentions your show to me
Please come back on tv
Seinfeld cant you come back to NBC?
There's not much on TV
And I really miss Jerry
Cuz we need a little more comedy
Cuz it feels so empty without Jerry
There's not much on TV
And I really miss Jerry
Cuz we need a little more comedy
Cuz it feels so empty without Jerry
Verse 3:
A tsk-tsk Seinfeld
How dare you not come back I've had it
Julia Louis-Dreyfus you can get your show cancelled
Just like them Alexander and Richards bastards
And Jerry, bring back the Soup Nazi
You cut in line no soup for you sorry
I really loved that episode even if it was old but funny
but now it's over, and nobody watches everybody loves raymond
now let go, just give NBC the signal
and be back with a bunch of new shows
say that you guys got out of prison
since in there you turned yourselves into model persons
sometimes it seems
people still want to discuss Friends
So this must mean that it's better
but its just the only thing on the damn tv
Seinfeld was a sitcom that was funny
It was the best thing since I Love Lucy
To have so much funny to watch comedy
And how it got all us laughing (hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other sitcoms emerge
but no matter how many fish in the sea
it'd be so empty without Jerry
There's not much on TV
And I really miss Jerry
Cuz we need a little more comedy
Cuz it feels so empty without Jerry
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