parody of Eminem's Cleaning Out My Closet

"Taking Off My Turbin" by Weird Alan

Where's my Turbin? I need to put my turbin back on my head now There I go Yeah Yo Yo

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? I have just cause of my looks I've been labeled a terrorist
Everyone paranoid of me cause of the times
Sick as hell and pissed at that mother f**ker Osama Bin Laden
All this commotion about the world trade center exploding
Kids told by their parents not to make friends with the brown ones
Not taking no more from no one, giving me hell as I'm breathing
Keep staring at me in the morning as well as the evening
I guess I have no choice but to give up now
They finally got to me, I'm so f-ing sick of this now
I'm sorry Allah, but I'll have to take off my Turbin now

I'm sorry Allah
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to betray my religion
But tonight, I'm taking off my turbin
One more time

I'm sorry Allah
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to betray my religion
But tonight, I'm taking off my turbin
Ah!

I put my turbin back in the closet
And I don't know if no one knows yet
So before they assume things about me and say it
I'ma expose, I'll take you back to 73
Before the completion of the WTC
I had moved to America after a couple of months
And everyone was nice and watched the Brady Bunch
And people on the street would wave and say hi
And now people cross the other street to get by
I stare at him and can't picture why they hide
Even if I hated Bin Laden, I try to make friends with Americans
At least for my safety but people still won't like me today
Getting a job as a taxi driver was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
But the smartest sh*t I did was put the American flag on my cab
Cause no one would have rode in it, and I'd be out of a job
and a life, so I'd like to welcome ya'all to Kareem Abdul's cab

I'm sorry Allah
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to betray my religion
But tonight, I'm taking off my turbin
One more time

I'm sorry Allah
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to betray my religion
But tonight, I'm taking off my turbin

Now I would never diss Allah just to get recognition
Take a second to listen it's not my religion I'm dissing
But put yourself in my position, try witnessing
A white guy rob a store cause security was too busy watching the arab guy who was just browsing
Looking at me and asking if I worship Bin Laden
Trying to fly places, going through airport security systems
This whole time the Taliban tried to say they were right when they wasn't
And they blew up, and unlike what people says it makes me sick to my stomach
Wasn't that the reason you protected Osama, Omar?
so you can try to justify the way you treated us, Omar?
but guess what, your regime is over now and we found out you're phony
So all I can say about you is just blow me
And my mama says please put your turbin back now, on your head it looks beautiful
but it doesn't, it's like clothes for a funeral
Remember when Habib put his turbin on and you said that should have been me?
Well guess what, I'm not doing that, no matter how much you plea

I'm sorry Allah
I never meant to hurt you
I never meant to betray my religion
But tonight, I'm taking off my turbin