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"Behave Yourself" by Weird Alan.
Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted from Santa
Would you be a good boy or just settle for coal?
He’s jumping up and down, already expecting
He’s parked in front of the tree already
He’s nervous but on the surface he looks like he’s going to get it
From Santa Claus, but he keeps forgetting
What he wrote to him, he’s not sure if he told him now
He opens the present but what nothing will come out
He’s choking, how come his present won’t come out
Wait, he opened it up, it’s coal now, no!
Snap back to reality. Oh there goes Christmas
Oh there goes his present is coal
He’s so mad but he won’t give up for
Next year no
He won’t have it, he thinks maybe I’ll buy it
And that way it won’t just be coal
But he forgot that he’s broke.
He’s so sad that he knows
When he goes back to his bedroom, that’s when it’s
Back to writing Santa again yo
This one wish list
He better go back and be a good boy and hope he gets his toy
You better behave yourself you want a present, you need it
You don’t want Santa to bring more coal
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to be a good boy
Christmas only comes once in a year, yo!
You better behave yourself you want a present, you need it
You don’t want Santa to bring more coal
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to be a good boy
Christmas only comes once in a year, you better
The kid’s disappointed, his heart is gaping
This toy is his for the taking
Please Santa get him that as we move toward a new christmas morning
A normal toy is boring, but coal is even worse for him
He needs to ask Santa and ask him more and more
Cause Santa’s a lonely man who’s married but no father
He goes home and barely knows his own reindeer
But rudolph the red-nose helps calm him
His ho-ho’s don’t excite no one no more
So you have to behave for Santa Claus
Or else it’s coal and no nada
I suppose he is bitter, but if you want that present
Behave behave wont ya
You better behave yourself you want a present, you need it
You don’t want Santa to bring more coal
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to be a good boy
Christmas only comes once in a year, yo
You better behave yourself you want a present, you need it
You don’t want Santa to bring more coal
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to be a good boy
Christmas only comes once in a year, you better
No more games, I’m going to finally behave
Help feed the dogs two times a day
I was real bad in the beginning, my attitude’s changed
I been given sweaters, nothing, and lumps of coal
But I kept writing to Santa
Cause man I don’t want the same things as when I was in diapers
And in the end there’s no Kwanzaa, it’s made up
Cause it’s only Christmas where you ask Santa
Trying to get what you wanted all along
Mama I love you but this present I’ve got to have
I cannot grow old without it.
So here I go my shot.
I better behave or else, I might get what I have always get.
You better behave yourself you want a present, you need it
You don’t want Santa to bring more coal
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to be a good boy
Christmas only comes once in a year, you better
You better behave yourself you want a present, you need it
You don’t want Santa to bring more coal
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to be a good boy
Christmas only comes once in a year, yo better
You can get anything you want for Christmas man, just behave