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"Watch Us Whip The Taliban" by Weird Alan
Uh, uh, uh, huh
yo, yo
drop your weapons
put your hands up
you're about to get yor ass kicked
it'll be so bad it'll be drastic
why don't you just start surrendering
Listen to us Tali, relax and you won't get killed
Watch your back, as we weed you out your hideout
Now you threaten us like anything will happen
clowns we look at you now and we laughing
Easy come, easy go, the Taliban's control stopped lastin'
Taliban, just let it go, or your end will be more tragic
those in Kabul are living well, since your style's no longer in fashion
no people are out allowed to see movies and shave, imagine
They get to see Hallywood drama you forbid
Sorry Tali, you don't surrender then we're gonna blast ya
you better give Bin Laden up
And let us chop off his beard
Now we're closing in on you
and you're not going nowhere
It took a while to get troops in
and we're not gonna take our time
don't fight those that are stronger than you
watch us whip the Taliban
They try to hide up hole up makes us crack up
Give up, we're comin after you
you ain't going to surrender, but you will suffer defeat
You already lost control of your country
now while you shaking in your teeth
we're not gonna give you time to breathe
you can't get rid of us
you see we do what you can't in your country
And that's when we threaten people believe
uh huh, we always destroy our enemey lines,
anyone who can stop us? impossible to find
as you see we ain't scared, we one of a kind
all we do is contemplate the ways to strike at the right time
bet you now we sending chills up yo spine
huh, sick to your stomach you know your defeats soon in time
you better give Bin Laden up
And let us chop off his beard
Now we're closing in on you
and you're not going nowhere
It took a while to get troops in
and we're not gonna take our time
don't fight those that are stronger than you
watch us whip the Taliban
watch your bones crack
your back pop, you'll scream stop
watch out, gun shots will go pop pop
'
forget it cant try another route
Don't you realize when time's run out?
yeah Osama, Time's up B-I-N
too bad, you're dead, L-A-DEN
Do you like that (oooo) we got to blow you
we'll mop the floor with you
don't believe we'll show you just dare we
Heat is on, Taliban gone, won't give you relief
threaten us with a bomb can't scare we
bombs, machine guns, pile it on
you're gonna die bitch, in the cave try and crawl
beware cause our strikes will crush everything it lands on
we here, make no mistake, say bye to Taliban
you better give Bin Laden up
And let us chop off his beard
Now we're closing in on you
and you're not going nowhere
It took a while to get troops in
and we're not gonna take our time
don't fight those that are stronger than you
watch us whip the Taliban