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by the way sorry if this song seems kinda nasty, (it's kind of mean) but it parodies a subject I feel strongly about so please enjoy :P
"What Pop Is Like" by Weird Alan
we've all seen annoying pop stars on tv and want it to change
teenagers think they're hot when their hair is ugly, dirty and full of mange
If i could ever look one of these boy bands in the eyes
"get some real jobs, you fuckin' slobs" is how I'd reply
Chorus:
god forbid you ever had to spend an hour at an 'N Sync concert
'cause then you really might know what it's like to have the blues
Then you really might know what it's like (x4)
Mary found out about a boy band member named justin and thought she was in love
she wrote to his fan club and told him she was the man she was dreaming of
but three months later all she got was 'N Sync stickers in the mail
and she sweared goddamn that man im ripping his posters off the walls
and then all of a sudden there was a girl named britney who attracted young boys
they thought her looks would killer but they'd never get here since she was Justin's whore
god forbid you ever had to spend an hour at a britney spears concert
cause then you really might know what it's like to have to lip sing
then you really might know what its like (x4)
the boy bands were created by a rich man named lou pearlman
he polluted girls mind with Nick and Justin
and while Lou Pearlman grinned, real music had to die
the teenies know everything about them, like their shoe size, hat size and in between
they like their posters in their bedroom drank from the 'N Sync cup
got their Justin tatoo, and stroked his poster at least 10 times
and then the teenies will have broken hearts when their career finally ends
Yo, you should have noticed from the start
I knew this girl named Maxine, she used to collect all sorts of Backstreet products
she used to spend her work money to buy things with Nick's face
and kept buying other products, until one night she was laid off from her job
her dad was laid off too asked for money
and now he's in debt
Now him, his wife, and his kids have to depend on the welfare system
the family crumbled thanks to her buying all those backstreet things
god forbid you ever had to convince a girl she won't Marry Nick Carter
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have the blues
then you really might know what it's like (x4)
to have the blues