parody of Gene Autry's Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

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"My Ex-Wife Is Coming To Town" by Weird Alan

Oh! you better watch out
You better not cry
You better night put
I'm telling you why
'Cause my ex-wife is coming to town!

She's real wicked
Got divorced twice
I wish she was never alive
My ex-wife is coming to town!

The town's husbands she will sleep with
When you are not awake
She sleeps with those in unhappy marriages
So get along or she will strike

Oh! you better watch out
You better not cry
You better night put
I'm telling you why
'Cause my ex-wife is coming to town!