parody of Gloria Caynor's I Will Survive

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"I Will Pass Math" by Weird Alan

at first I was afraid
I was petrified
I'm thinking I will never pass a math test
no matter how hard I try
but then I spent so many nights
studying my textbook
I studied long
and I learned how to solve the problems
and so my final exam's wednesday
my saving grace
is that I will know the answers
with a confident look upon my face
I should have studied that stupid book
hired a tudor to help me
If I had studied for just one more second
then I'd get more than just a seventy
well im at my math class now
im going in that door
my grades will turn around now
my struggles won't be with me anymore
wasn't that system of equations problem
the one that tried to thoroughly confuse me?
did it think It would stump me
due to the amount of difficulty?

Oh not I
I will pass math
as long as I have tudoring
I know I'll pass my test
I've got all my textbook to read
I've got all tonight to study
I will pass math
I will pass math
yeah yeah

It took all the studying I could
not to fail myself
I'm trying effortlessly
to get some rest at night
and to think I had a tudor help me all year long
just to fail the test anyway
I used to cry
but now my scores will rise
and you see me
with new math skills
I'm not that stupid little student
who can't add one plus two
and so my test is easy
and a question tries to stump me
but now I figure it out
and I have a new self-confidence on tests
well my final exam's Wednesday
I'm going in that math class's door
my bad grades will tunr around now
they're not welcome anymore
wasn't that system of equations problem
trying to thoroughly confuse me?
did it think it would stump me
due to amount of difficulty?

Oh not I
I will pass math
yeah, yeah

as long as I go to tudoring I know I'll pass my test
I've got all my textbook to read
I've got all tonight to study
I will pass math
I will pass math
yeah yeah
oh I will