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"Shop Around" by Weird Alan
Bag it up, bag it in
Let me begin
I came to shop
Buy some eggs and some gin
I won't tear the bag open
punk, back your cart up
Try and roll back, there'll be an aisle clean up
Go to check out come on!
The express lane is open
If you've got the feeling jump across the aisles
Buy some mug root beer, and other junk
yo, special in aisle 5
I'll take those cans home
I came to shop down
I came to shop down
So get out your seats and shop around
Shop around (3x)
Shop up Shop up and Shop down
Shop (18x)
I'm waiting in the back of the row
If it doesn't move up, I'm cutting in line
Word to your moms, I came to food shop
And also have some items to return
Anyone try to cut in me you'll get burned
Cause I got coupons and you ain't got none
I'm the store's number one shopper son.
I came to shop down
I came to shop down
So get out your seats and shop around
Shop around (3x)
Shop up Shop up and Shop down
Shop (18x)