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"Virtual Profanity" by Weird Alan
Oh yeah, the kids in this world we're livin in (let me tell ya)
it's a wonder why kids always have to curse
their mouths are so big when they should be small
I can't tell how cursing out their teachers will give them passing grades
and I'm begging all these kids to please not cuss
only to be told
F-U-C
and the next letter that's not O.K.
these kids curse daily
and television's not helping the way they talk
'cause they have so many R rated programs
and cable's only making it worse
see, it's a cursing world we're living in
and these kids just can't see bad words are a sin
they all have to curse 'cause the
future's made of virtual profanity
the kids always seemto curse non stop in this world we have
thanks to useless tv shows they really need some censory
for now the only sounds are curse words up and down
and I know that curse words are a sin
I always say Fudging instead of F-in
I hope tv can censor those nasty words those shows have made
so every mother can choose the positive tv shows
for her child
where they don't curse more than drunken sailors in the day
well I was watching kids hanging yesterday
they said nothing but the f word hanging out
here's an example of what they would say:
I think it's time to f this
whoa- my teacher's so f-in insane
I tell she's a fudging censored-itch
ther'es something with these kids
and the world has to be told that
the future's made of Virtual Profanity
the kids always seemto curse non stop in this world we have
thanks to useless tv shows they really need some censory
for now the only sounds are curse words up and down
now the only sounds are curse words up and down
oh, those words are so bad
mother freaking bad, yeah
oh, this virtual profanity we're livin in
has got to change, yeah
anybody told notto curse won't refrain
and I can't go on
while we're cursing in,oh virtual profanity
future's made of virtual profanity
the kids always seem to curse non stop in this world we have
thanks to useless tv shows they really need some censory
for now the only sounds are curse words up and down
Cursing- Virtual Profanity
F-in- Virtual Profanity
Mother Freaking- Virtual Profanity
Fudging- Virtual Profanity
Virtual Profanity is what we're living in
And I think we need to wash our mouths out with soap, yeah.