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"My Butt" by Weird Alan
Look at that booty
(Ms. Jenny Lo, I'm analyzing it now)
Look at it shake so smoothly
(a great dame, pretty woman, no fake boobs, two of the same)
Ever since you told me
(there needs to be two limos for you, one for your ass, and one for you)
Now just try to hold them
(hug them, love them, judge them, the only man that touches them is Puffy, I mean Diddy)
I met so many men
And it's like they're all the same
Their appetite for my butt
Is how I control them
And when I'm feeling lonely
They'll all come to me
Because they like
My booty
(Tired of my bum being alone) yeah, yeah
(Rubbing it on my phone) yeah, yeah
(Rubbing on both ends) yeah, yeah
(That you all want to touch it with) A glove
It's my butt
(The way it shakes, the way it moves when you walk)
It's my butt
(It has no hair, the way it looks with your underwear it drives me wild)
It's my butt
And I can't go on without it
Girl, I've been thinking about your big butt
And I wanna know is this as big as it gets
'cause I'd like to see even more behind and more behind
But it's just fine, if I only see part of them
Oh baby lookin at them, smilin' at them, drooling at them, but I'm not happy
Your butt's not growin', want it to get even bigger
butt lovin', butt rubbin'
I love to see it pop up, hope up, let's see it move up as
It bends
Butt shakin' in the wind, sun glistening' off it's skin
Hey
Shake nasty, hey fine booty
I still want to feel more of your booty
It's my butt
(The way it shakes, the way it moves when you walk)
It's my butt
(It has no hair, the way it looks with your underwear it drives me wild)
It's my butt
And I can't go on without it
Now people so jealous of me, treatin me
So nastily
They just want to have as big a butt as me
I lift my butt up and I shake it
Now I can shake again, baby, now I can shake again
Now people screamin' why do you have to show that off so
I tell them to mind their biz, cause I like to though
'Cause they just want to have as big a butt as me
I lift my butt up and I shake it
Now I can shake again, baby, now I can shake again
(Tired of my bum being alone) yeah, yeah
(Rubbing it on my phone) yeah, yeah
(Rubbing on both ends) yeah, yeah
(That you all want to touch it with) A glove
It's my butt
(The way it shakes, the way it moves when you walk)
It's my butt
(It has no hair, the way it looks with your underwear it drives me wild)
It's my butt
And I can't go on without it
It's my butt
(The way it shakes, the way it moves when you walk)
It's my butt
(It has no hair, the way it looks with your underwear it drives me wild)
It's my butt
And I can't go on without it