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"Bookie" by Weird Alan
I came into this world as a gambler
look into my wallet
you can see the size of my debt
all the money I lost
it's burning on my brain
everyone that gambles has to learn from their mistakes
hey, I think about the day
my casinos ran away with my pay
for all those stupid games I play
now I'm stuck with no money and I'm fucked
and I'm just a sucker with a gambling habit
chorus
the casino took my change hey
took my change hey
took my change hey
should I be gambling more? [nope]
should I be gambling less? [nope]
it's kinda sad I dunno how to deal with my debt problems
and you'd figure I'd try to get a job
but a sucker Like I said
thinking I'll actually win money at the casino, not
and maybe I just had some bad luck
and I should gamble some more
my bank account will be broke either way
hey what the hell whathca want me to say?
I won't lie, that I can't deny
I gambled off on the bookie
the bookie, c'mon
so the casino can take my money
and stick it up my yeah!
stick it up my yeah!
stick it up my
whyyyyy did it take so long?
why did I wait so long, huh?
to figure it out, but I didn't
and I'm the only one
underneath the sun who didn't know I had a gambling problem
I can't believe that I could be deceived
by a so-called casino, but in reality
they had a hidden agenda
make games impossible to win
so they can take money I surrender
they took me change hey
took my change hey
took my change hey
I gambled off on the bookie
the bookie, c'mon
so the casino can take my money
and stick it up my Yeah!
stick it up my Yeah!
stick it up my
I'm only human
It's so easy for you to take my money
they'll tell you, just take a gamble
it's easier said than done
I enjoy gambling, I do, but
Just leave me a loan
leave me a loan
just leave me a loan
anyone got some change
I can't go away
I'm just gonna stay gambling
and always be the same
I gambled off on the bookie
the bookie, c'mon
so the casino can take my money
and stick it up my yeah!
sitck it up my yeah!
stick it up my yeah