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"Bake Stuff" by Weird Alan, oh yeah sorry for the excessive cursing in this It's only because the song has curses in it I had to put them in to make the parody match the song
It's just one of those cakes
that you can't seem to bake right
always too raw, always too moist
you dont really know why
you're still going to try to bake it
and not throw it in the garbage
but if the family keeps saying to cook that thing alreay
your best bet is to say "why dont you try motherfuckers?"!
It's just one of those cakes!
It's all about those too bland, too moist crumb cakes
I think you better quit trying to put cake mix in it
and try some pancake mix bisquik
It's all about those too bland, too moist crumb cakes
I think you bettr quit trying to put cake mix in it
so come and bake it
It's just one of those cakes
that needs some flavor
you put in some food coloring
but it leavesyou with your pants stained
damn right I'm a pastry chef
this cake better watch it's back
cuz I'm cooking it in the oven
and if it's too plump
or too moist
It's not going to get thrown out
my best bet is to keep on cooking it
It's just one of those cakes!
this cake tastes like shit
my suggestion is to not give up baking it
cuz right now It can be fixed
we've all had cakes that tasted like shit
and couldn't do shit
all those mother fuckers who want to bake this
I hope you know I'm using an egg beater
I stir the eggs raw
and if I mix the ingredients the right way
I just might bake sumthin tonight
Give me something to bake!
How about some Fucking Cake?!
Give me something to bake!
How about some Fucking Cake?!
Give me something to bake!
How About some Fucking Cake?
It's all about those bland too moist crumb cakes
I think you better quit trying to put cake mix in it
And try some pancake mix bisquik
I think you better quit trying to put cake mix in it
so come and bake it