"Into K-Mart Now" by Weird Alan[i kinda cut it short a little bit if theres a lot of curses in here its because of the song and not me im usually clean but the song wouldnt work w/out this]:
who can shop real good
look into the aisles
stranded in the aisle where I'm lost
people standing looking like their frozen
im trying to move up the store to get to the barbeque section
I wanted to buy some smokes and some charcoal
but the cashier couldn't find the price by the barcode
waiting for a price check
keep by waiting like a bore
I'll just find another store
all alone she's trying to check the amount on the phone
where the fuck's the price at?
Just shop the fuck up!
let me hear you pigeons run your price check now
shop the fuck up!
just shop the fuck up!
they need to plug their workers skills
that keeps the amount of their stores at a million
thank god i was blessed by a cashier who check it
waited till the second hour to get the price
they call me Big John Stud security guard
my middle name Hi how may I help you?
caught some kids trying to steal fools
they couldnt stand the plug
arrest me stud
I held a big gun like Elmer Fudd
the sure shot
they finally put their hands up
learn
temperature's too hot to steal sunblock
burn
stealing California raisins can get you state time
locked behind twelve bars from a grapevine
killa bees in the store when theres a ladybug
brought some combat spray to try to mess her up
the store is clean everyday until we have slugs
and take another insects life in cold blood
cant feel me?
cuz it's your bug
exterminating bugs are tremendous
roaches are endless
same insects different day
father forgive us
they just annoying us
they just make us bad they due
our combat bug sprays due
I spray insects like easy, ya big bamboo
what's that it's in aisle five?
shop the fuck up!
come one whait aisle?
Shop the fuck up!
Everyobdy into K-Mart Now
Shop the fuck up!
just shop the fuck up!
just shop the fuck up!
headstrong
I need to buy pills cuz my head's worn
let's go to find them
twelve aisles of items
which one hold vitamins>
does the store have both brands?
I wanna eat biscuit
get around with my shopping cart like merry-go
where's the pizza bagels?
comin throguh the aisles
why risk it?
I think I found the itmes that I wanted
eight essential vitamins and minerals
delicious
price check
so what's the total amount?
where we gonna run the price check
to get the cost of the sunblock
you got your one check
until you find the price
I'll be waiting impatiently on the line
Now your talking to your friends
without checking the price of the item
but don't forget the incompetent workers they fire em
so shop the fuck up!
and take your prices back
cause all your price's wack
???
when it's so much like that
whats that its in aisle five?
shop the fuck up!
come on what aisle?
shop the fuck up!
everybody into K-Mart Now
Shop the fuck up!
just shop the fuck up!
it was all in the department store all day every day
it ain't easy finding the price of a stain cleaner
in a world full of cleansliness and all that other madness
we gone
buy