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"Unwanted Pregnancy" by Weird Alan
Can we forget about the things we did when I was drunk
I didn't mean to get you pregnant
I can't remember what made me decide
To lose my virginity
Why
The test turned that color, and I
saw my clothes were not on
Had about 22 heinekens that night and you're laid
laid
It's no surprise to me she has an unwanted pregnancy
Cause I decided to lose my virginity
We can have an abortion for stem cell research
Still testing, still testing
Chorus X2
It's no surprise to me she has an unwanted pregnancy
cause I decided to lose my virginity
Can we forget about the things I did when I was drunk
I didn't mean to get you pregnant