"The Tonight Show" by Alan "I'm not telling you my last name"
the celebrities they say
that make us feel so homey
we love in vain
as they're on late night so we won't be so lonely
the late night news shows
you don't want to swallow
nbc's got good guets on today
and some for tomorrow
we're all stars now in The Tonight Show
We're all stars now in The Tonight Show
there's lots of pretty pretty guests
that want to promote their movies
while all the great, great guest bands
will leave you a performance
that will blow your mind
We're all stars now in The Tonight Show
We're all stars now in The Tonight Show
all the celebrities are on magazine covers
when they're not on one they're on another
the show with Jay
is taped in California
they love a big audience
there are tickets they'd really love to sell you
Kate Moss and Tyra Banks
are upcoming guest models
so many great guests today?
who will be on tomorrow?
there's lots of pretty pretty guests
that want to promote their movies
while all the great, great guest bands
will leave you a performance
that will blow your mind
all the celebrities are on magazine covers
when they're not on one they're on another (repeat)
there are lots of pretty pretty guests
that want to promote their movies
while all the great great guest bands
will leave a performance that will blow your mind
we're all stars now in the tonight show
we're all stars now in the tonight show
the end!