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"He's A Dork" by Weird Alan
To the I-Q, smart, circle like a semi
could afford a nice car, why'nt you get my
stop calling me four-eyes
I only have two eye-eyes
our IQ's are higher than the sky
we're so smart sneaky and quick
check ya, we are real hip
everyone else is just jealous
but who puts in your computer chips
we do without gettin tips
He's a Dork
When you say my name
Talk bout me like you don't need my brains
He's a Dork
Urkel wants more cheese
so give him some while he fixes your things
He's a Dork
I'm too intelligent to see Joe Dirt
I'd prefer a Broadway show erright?
He's a Dork
When I do my things
I think they're cool even if you think it's lame,br>
studying books all night, don't stop, won't stop
I'm gonna keep on studyin till the clock don't stop
I'm gonna keep reading a lot, got dreams to aspire
everyone else are dumbies, getting drunk at the bar
what they talk? what they say huh?
damn like Canadians they are slow eh?
Dumbasses be hitting their heads on the door huh
better go to a place where brains are sold whacha guy
Yippe yi Yo, Yippe Yi Yall
Give me a test, watchin teachers pass my
put you dumbasses on crack, can't pass if given the time of day
55, 65, right
75, 85, what you get if you cheat off Mike
95 my grade for the night
105 when I get most hyped
He's a Dork
When you say my name
Talk bout me like you don't need my brains
He's a Dork
Urkel wants more cheese
so give him some while he fixes your things
He's a
What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What?
Whatchu know about anything let me know
If you ever get brains lemme know
If you're dumb and need help lemme now
I'm going to make money now, feel me now
anybody know my math skills, what's the deal?
Do I have mad math skills? It's the real
Antbody wanna come mess with us now
anybody can't get smart by a pill
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