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"Wrap it" by Weird Alan
Customer service please, pick up that phone
I’m on this damn long line
This is a Missy Elliott Christmas parody
(C’mon C’mon)
Is that a present? Well let me wrap it
I put the bow tie on it and the paper
(I put the bow tie on it and the paper- backwards 2x)
If you got your child a *present shaking noise* let me help ya
(I put the bow tie on it and the paper- backwards 2x)
[Verse 1]
I’d like to wrap your present so you can hide it for ya
Put the bow-tie on it, like I told ya
Gimme all your presents so I can save time ya
On Christmas morning, you call your kids ovah
Not by the couch, but by the fire
Hide them before they come, you need to keep it secret
You do or your kids won’t be surprised won’t they
Tell your son to come downstairs with your daugh-ta
Tell them you want your gifts don’t-cha
They be coming in from the Santa
He lost a few pounds going down the chimney for yas
He the kinda person that goes ho-ho-ho
Ho-ho-ho, ho-ho-ha-ha-ho-ho
Christmas presents so good you glad it’s not chanukkah
Wrap-it! I need to disguise my present
Boy oh boy it’s good to get gifts
Is that a present? Well let me wrap it
I put the bow tie on it and the paper
(I put the bow tie on it and the paper- backwards 2x)
If you got your child a *present shaking noise* let me help ya
(I put the bow tie on it and the paper- backwards 2x)
If you a late customer, get your shopping done
Go to the toy store, get the games did
And boy don’t forget buy your mom a toast-ah
Let’s get for each, since she always buys for ya
And didn’t little suzy want that Backstreet Boys post-ah?
See dem parents want to be sly with ya
Pretending like I wont get you that nev-ah
Or I couldn’t find it at the toy stah
But I make it so you can wrap it for ya
Listen up close as I put the wrapping on it
(*watch the way Missy likes to put the wrapping on*)
Now remember kids grandma can’t give you whatchu want
She’s old in age and false teeth in all fronts
So please only ask your mo-ma-mom-mom-mom
And keep only asking your mo-ma-mom-mom-mom
And you can also ask your pa-pa-pa-pop-pop
Is that a present? Well let me wrap it
I put the bow tie on it and the paper
(I put the bow tie on it and the paper- backwards 2x)
If you got your child a *present shaking noise* let me help ya
(I put the bow tie on it and the paper- backwards 2x)
toys, toys all types of toys
video games, stuffed animals, action toys
Poke-mon poke poke-e-poke o poke poke, poke-mon poke
poke-e-poke o poke poke
Girls, girls, ask for cash
You can buy all types of things with that cash
Ain’t no shame ladies, spend it all
Just make sure you don’t spend it ahead of the time
Just cause you got your gifts last time
Doesn’t mean you’ll get them this year
Little boy or girl, misbehave and no sale
Just be nice sayin “Oh pleasa Santa”
Picture lil’kim wanting a Barbie Doll-a
Which Barbie’s the best? Then you’ll have to ask her
When you find it, you pretend you pretend to not have
You’ll act dumb like uhhh… duh.
And continue to act dumb like ummm… duh.
And at the toy store you go ring this up, ring-ra-ring this up
Please wrap it for me since I have a slippy finga
Is that a present? Well let me wrap it
I put the bow tie on it and the paper
(I put the bow tie on it and the paper- backwards 2x)
If you got your child a *present shaking noise* let me help ya
(I put the bow tie on it and the paper- backwards 2x)
Merry Christmas, oooh
Good grief, I like the way you wrap it
To my department store employees, ooo
You sure know to wrap it…
The end