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"Crap In Herre" by Weird Alan
Smells like... Like crap in herre... Like crap in...
I was like good gracious, that smell makes me naucious
Passerbys, trying to cover noses
It smells like someone chose to shoot their steam (you know)
Lookin' for the right time to cut the cheese
Oh man that's stinking, please believe me
It was not me who just laid them eggs
That smell can last all four seasons
Maybe it's from the birds I was feedin'
no teasin, I'm not making up that smell I'm breathing
I need you to spray the place with some lysol
Bring in the air freshener from your car
Cause someone busted loose and I feel like throwing up
And can someone please give prune juice to whoever made that smell
(I said)
It smells like crap in herre(so bad)
So please cover your nose
That smell's getting so bad, I wanna go throw up now
(I said)
It smells like crap in herre (so bad)
So please cover your nose
That smell's getting so bad, I wanna go throw up now
Stop eating chocolate bars if they make you keep farting
What good is junk food if you will be in the bathroom
I see you farting some more and hitting the toilet
And you've farted for like a hundred times, I better make my nose have a nozzle
Stop eating those franks, Hebrew National and Park dogs
We could light your fart and spark it
Your poop smells worse than my dog when I walk it
Please stop now cause I can't take it
Oh man it's hot enough in this joint
We don't need to add smells at this point
Please come with me to the store to get mints
They got stuff like Dentyne and Certs
You know you even fartin when you're on the phone
Trying to lie about it when telling your best friend
like "man that was just my computer turnin on"
(I said)
It smells like crap in herre(so bad)
So please cover your nose
That smell's getting so bad, I wanna go throw up now
(I said)
It smells like crap in herre (so bad)
So please cover your nose
That smell's getting so bad, I wanna go throw up now
(that stink just won't stop)
Smells a little bit like eww, eww
Just a little bit like eww, eww
(Please just spray some lysol)
Smells a little bit like eww, eww
Just a little bit like eww, eww
(that stink just won't stop)
Smells a little bit like eww, eww
Just a little bit like eww, eww
(Please just spray some lysol)
I hate it when you fart, fart
Oh cheese it smells like eww, eww
It smells like toxic waste now
I can even smell it in the basement
I'm just kiddin it's not that bad (oh)
But it still bad smelling doo-doo
why'd you have ta cut the cheese
Smells like you ate some snickers and mars
Your crap smells worse than poison mushrooms
Can you please just cut the cheese in bathrooms
(I said)
It smells like crap in herre(so bad)
So please cover your nose
That smell's getting so bad, I wanna go throw up now
(I said)
It smells like crap in herre (so bad)
So please cover your nose
That smell's getting so bad, I wanna go throw up now
(I said)
It smells like crap in herre(so bad)
So please cover your nose
That smell's getting so bad, I wanna go throw up now
(I said)
It smells like crap in herre (so bad)
So please cover your nose
That smell's getting so bad, I wanna go throw up now
(I said)
It smells like crap in herre(so bad)
So please cover your nose
That smell's getting so bad, I wanna go throw up now
(I said)
It smells like crap in herre (so bad)
So please cover your nose
That smell's getting so bad, I wanna go throw up now
(that stink just won't stop)
Smells a little bit like eww, eww
Just a little bit like eww, eww
(Please just spray some lysol)
Smells a little bit like eww, eww
Just a little bit like eww, eww
(that stink just won't stop)
Smells a little bit like eww, eww
Just a little bit like eww, eww
(Please just spray some lysol)
I hate it when you fart, fart
Oh cheese it smells like eww, eww
the end!!!!