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"Pandora's Box" by Weird Alan
She has new surprises for me every week
She's just like a pandora's box all week
Now she tells me that she's had a kid
Now I have to wonder why her son's black
Hey
wait
she's got a new surprise
Forever with that opening my eyes
oy
vey
she's got a new surprise
Forever with that opening my eyes
Hey
Wait
She's got a new surprise
forever with that opening my eyes
now she's not really a woman just dressed like it
now I wonder how that's not real hair and how'd the baby get
please no more shockers I can't stand that
Just take us on Jerry Springer so I can figure this out