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"Clean out the subway (get them hobos jobs)" by Weird Alan
The homeless bums at the station
that are spreading disease
making it hard for the straphangers to breathe
they have a smell that is really bad
so they ask the cop remove that bum, please?
but if he takes one sniff of him it will be all over him
it's going to smell him up smell him up smell him up
hey- man you see those homeless dudes riding the train?
take them out
you gotta get them hobos jobs
hey- man they all smell like pee-pee
take them out
you gotta get them hobos jobs
please those bums smell worse than rotten slime
just kick them out you can do it any tiiiime
hey hey clean out the subway
by the time you kick them off the train
it's already too late
they're already made a smell that is even worse than my first date
because I'm saying the subway's not getting cleaner
there's still bums stinking it up
you gotta get them off the station
and get them a job
hey- man you see those homeless dudes riding the train
take them out
you gotta get them hobos jobs
hey- man they all smell like pee-pee
take them out
you gotta get them hobos jobs
hey hey clean out the subway
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