parody of the Offspring's Original Prankster

"Testicular Cancer" by Weird Alan

We can remove it!

It looks worse than gore
Test, Test, and I quote by the cancer
time, time, surgery can make it better
what kind well any kind will do
can you feel it in your nevermind, well it's spreading on you

cancer, cancer, testicular like Tommy Greeno
time, time, 18 hours at the hosp-ital
void, void, we want to erase it from you
well you'll see the coming day when we do surgery on you

look near your balls
it's alive in you
don't make that face
we're just trying to help you
look near your balls
it's alive in you
you're gonna be put to sleep through it all
we're gonna get rid of it
Testicular Cancer
get rid yeah
Testicular yeah
cut it out yeah
Testicular Cancer
we'll get the cancer to stop spreading stop spreading, that's what the doctors say
We can remove it!

you mean you never saw it well damn
it's bigger than a double decker
tweezer, tweezer, cutting always makes it better
careful while doing the incision
cos you don't want to get too much off the tip

lie down, we'll be done in a few hours
trust trust you will be alive for your worried mama
don't worry, just got to remove this and pull
well you'll see we got that thing out of you

hey!
we can remove it

time, time, we can just see it
nine, nine, don't want to be it
dime, dime, we can just see it
nine, nine, don't want to be it
done, done, removed the cancer
done, done, removed the cancer
done, done, removed the cancer
well you see we could remove it from you yeah