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"Last Divorce" by Weird Alan
Cut my marriage into pieces
this is my last divorce
the marriage was suffocating
no breathing
I don't give a Fuck that I never signed a pre-nup
this is my last divorce
cut my marriage into pieces
I've reached my last divorce
the marriage was suffocating
no breathing
don't give a fuck that I never signed a prenup
do you even care if i sue my ex-wife in divorce court?
would it be wrong?
would it be right?
If I took my kids away from her
chances are that I might
they don't need that woman in their sight
and I'm contemplating calling child services
cuz this marriage is losing my sight
losing my mind
wish a marriage counselor would tell me It's fine
this marriage is losing my sight
losing my mind
wish a marriage counselor would tell me It's fine
I never realize dmy wife was cheating on me
but when I caught her in bed with another man
I only had one choice for him
Jerry Springer!
amidst all the show's chaos
he punched my face in
I suffered public humiliation now where do I begin?
the marriage got sour when my wife started to act like my mother
she would nag me every night
all this day long and every other
searching back to get this marriage back to where it started
but the marriage stinks as if Howard Stern farted
cuz this marriage is losing my sight
losing my mind
wish a marriage counselor would tell me It's fine
this marriage is losing my sight
losing my mind
wish a marriage counselor would tell me It's fine
my wife is not all right
she wanted to break up first
We're splitting and I'm suing
I'm suing
I'm suing
I'm suing
I'm suing
I can't go on living in relationships this way
cut my marriage into pieces
I've reached my last divorce
the marriage was suffocating
no breathing
don't give a fuck that I never signed a prenup
do you even care if i sue my ex-wife in divorce court?
would it be wrong?
would it be right?
If I took my kids away from her
chances are that I might
they don't need that woman in their sight
and I'm contemplating calling child services
I can't go on with relationships this way
can't go on
with relationships this way
my wife is not all right
we're splitting and I'm suing
can't go on with relationships this way