parody of The Presidents Of The United States of America's Lump

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"Bush" by Weird Alan.

Bush sat alone in a bench in monument park
His brain just about as useless as Dick Cheney's heart
I've seen smarter gorillas
He's totally confused in office

He's Bush, He's Bush
He has a small head
He's Bush, He's Bush, He's Bush
It's kinda dead

Bush lingered last in line for brains
And the ones he got were rotted from cocaine
Small things so said he cannot talk
Why is Bush at the podium scratching his head?

He's Bush He's Bush
He has a small head
He's Bush He's Bush He's Bush
It's kinda dead

Bush was so dumb and stupid and needed some help
Bush was helped by his dad to break into office
He spent eight years killing people as the governor of Texas
Then his dad got the nomination of the GOP

He's Bush He's Bush
He has a small head
He's Bush He's Bush He's Bush
It's kinda dead

Is this Bush without a head, I think so
Is this Bush without a head, I think so, yeah
Is this Bush without a head, I think so
Is this Bush without a head