"Losing My Connection" by Weird Alan
My life is boring
more boring thanit used to be
beause I live online
the lengths that I will go to
to be online for a day
oh no my A-O-L
I haven't set it up
thats me in the corner
thats me with my computer
losing my connection
Trying to have a life with AOL
and I don't know if I can do it
oh no I've been online too much
haven't been online enough
I thought that it said You've got Mail
I thought that it said AOL billing error
I think I thought It said to give my password and credit card number
that was just a scam
that was just a scam
thats me in the corner
thats me with my computer
losing my connection
every whisper
of every waking hour I'm
thinking about internet connections
trying to keep a life with a computer
like a hurt lost and blinded fool
oh no my A-O-L
I haven't set up
consider AOL
the reason I have no Life
consider AOL
the thing that brought me
to my falling grades
what if one day my computer
falls to the ground
now I would have been online too much
I thought that it said you've got mail
I thought that it said AOL billing error
I think I thought it said to give my password and credit card number
that was just a scam
that was just a scam
thats me in the corner
thats me with my computer
losing my connection
the end