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It Was A She" by Weird Alan
(Yo' Man) Yo
(Open Up' Man) What do you want man?
(my Girl just caught me)what do you mean by catch you?
(I don't know how I let this happen) What did you do?
(remember how I like to dress in drag?) Man
(No, woman,if she tells my homies, they'll make fun of me) Just say it was a she
(All right)
Honey didn't have to go on vacation and caught me red nail polish handed
looking like the neighborhood whore
picture this I was putting on her pantyhose
on the bedroom floor
How could I forget that she
had cancelled her business trip to west palm beach
all this time she had stared in shock
she now knew I wanted to be a she
Oh, she caught me putting on Mascara
I sounded like myself when I tried to say my name was Matilda
If she finds out I used up her lipstick, I'll likely get killed by her
what to do in this situation?
should I say a women broke in and left?
?
never admit to her when she say
were you dressed like Tyra that day
But she caught me putting on a blonde wig (It was a she)
she saw me shaving my body in the shower (It was a she)
she caught me putting on shampoo with ph balance (It was a she)
she even found me in her high heels(It was a she)
She saw I still had on my underwear (It was a she)
Here are the words that I told her (It was a she)
heard her disgust grow louder (It was a she)
she said if she had to date a crossdresser it was over
Honey didn't have to go on vacation and caught me red nail polish handed
looking like the neighborhood whore
picture this I was putting on her pantyhose
on the bedroom floor
I had tried to keep her
from the she she was about to see
she will now just leave me
because I don't want to be a he
she makes sure puts on her contacts
I like to dress like my mom have Oedipus Complex
? complex
seeing is believing, I better change my dress
she doesn't know how many times I dressed up in the past
?
?
all I know is I better grab her undies fast
But she caught me putting on a blonde wig (It was a she)
she saw me shaving my body in the shower (It was a she)
she caught me putting on shampoo with ph balance (It was a she)
she even found me in her high heels(It was a she)
She saw I still had on my underwear (It was a she)
Here are the words that I told her (It was a she)
heard her disgust grow louder (It was a she)
she said if she had to date a crossdresser it was over
Honey didn't have to go on vacation and caught me red nail polish handed
looking like the neighborhood whore
picture this I was putting on her pantyhose
on the bedroom floor
gonna tell her I'm sorry for her dresses I wore
I should have never been in her closet at all
if you tell her I'm sorry for her dresses I wore
I may have though I was a pretty mama, but I was just wrong
That is why I sing
Honey didn't have to go on vacation and caught me red nail polish handed
looking like the neighborhood whore
picture this I was putting on her pantyhose
on the bedroom floor
How could I forget that she
had cancelled her business trip to west palm beach
all this time she had stared in shock
she now knew I wanted to be a she