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"I've Been Getting Senile" by Weird Alan
I've been getting senile
Since I bumped my head real hard
Since I first woke up
Since I could remember my first name again
Since I could recall you
But everything I can't
Remember as blurred as my
Memory may seem the consciousness
That I've rendered I've stretched
my memory to new means
I've been getting senile
Since the alcohol I was getting addicted
Since I could stay off the drugs as well
Since I've gone and smoked some
Puffs just like I always do
But all that smoke seems to
Disappear when I can't chew
But everything I can't remember
As blurred as my memory may seem
The consciousness that I've rendered
I've gone and bumped my head again
Why must I feel this way
Just make my senility go away
Just one more memorable day
I've been getting senile
Since I lost my license plate
Since I said sorry
Since I was told the way
My car crashed that day
But still I can't remember
Just why I drank that case
But everything I can't remember
blurred as my memory may seem
I know it's me I cannot blame this
On Budweiser I should not have drank that day
I've been getting senile
Since I bumped my head again
And I've been getting senile since I crashed
That morning