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"Doogie Houser" by Weird Alan
whats with all these tv shows set in hospitals
why must they show that much blood
Do they really have to sink that low to get ratings
by being so violent
Woo-hoo, but there are some good doctor shows
woo-hoo, but they were before our time
woo-hoo, but you can catch reruns
woo-ee-oo I look just like Doogie Houser
Oh-oh, and you're Marcus Welby M.D.
I don't care what they say about tv doctors anyway
I don't care about that
Don't you wonder why there aren't any great doctor shows
On t.v's Nick at Nite?
Oh they might show Marcus Welby on TVLand
but my cable doesn't carry it
(chorus)
yada yada nothing on tv
I change the channel and come across ER
Oh Gross! Is that what they do
don't look now but they cut that guy's appendix out
that show makes me sick
whats a matter with shows that make you sick
whats a matter, whats a matter whats a matter when they gross you?
whats a matter when i throw up my face turns blue. eww-eww.
and most hospital shows are really slime
woo-hoo, but there are some good doctor shows
woo-hoo, but they were before our time
woo-hoo, but you can catch reruns
Woo-ee-oo I look just like Doogie Houser
Oh-oh, and you're Marcus Welby M.D.
I don't care what they say about tv doctors anyway
I don't care about that
the end!