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"Eggs" by Weird Alan
She's got eggs, and she knows how to beat them
She never asks, she knows how to cook them
She's holding the pan wondering how to stir them
She's going to make an Omelet if she can find two more of them
She's an egg beater, yeah she's an egg beater
yeah, it's alright
She's got eggs beat down to the fryer
She's not done yet, gotta add the cheese in
Everytime she's cooking she knows what to do
Everyone amazed by how well she can beat them
She beats so fine, yeah so fine
girl, you beat em right
She's got eggs, and she knows how to beat them
She never asks she knows how to cook them
Her eggs are good all the time
Her Omelet's are a favorite of mine
Oh, I want her eggs, said I gotta have her eggs
the girl beats alright, she's alright