Jonny Greenwood: born 5 November 1971 in Oxford, England. Jonny Greenwood has long hair and large cheekbones. Allegedly married. His hair doesn't change colour. He used to play harmonica. He can play viola. And keyboards. And many other instruments. However, is is best known for playing guitar. But he doesn't sing. Though mostly mute to fans, he is very sweet. Interesting teeth. Colour blind. Jonny has lost his plug. He's very shy, apparently. He plays in a band called radiohead. He is an original band member, although 'extra'. He plays his lead. We try to work it out. We sometimes succeed.