I'm Gonna Drink Beer
One of my online pals wrote this parody of 'N Sync's "It's Gonna Be Me", and I think it totally rocks. Don't steal it, because it's not mine. Ask her.
Subj: I'm Gonna Drink Beer
Date: 8/8/00 3:29:54 PM Mountain Daylight Time
From: korngirl15@kidrock.com
(Michelle Buttars)
To: Suzicat40@aol.com
I'm Gonna Drink Beer
I might be drunk, babe.
That ain't no lie.
You seen beer all come and go.
I remember what you told me.
That it made you wanna piss.
No beer, no fun.
Maybe that's why.
Every little rum I drink
Never seems enough for you.
You don't wanna drink beer.
But I don't know why.
You don't wanna drink whiskey.
Guess you'll never get drunk at all.
Guess what?
I'm gonna drink beer.
I've got no choice, babe.
But to drink more and you know.
There ain't no time to waste.
So just watch me drink beer.
But in the end you know you gonna drink beer.
You can't deny.
So just tell me why.
Chorus
I'm gonna drink beer.
Oh yeah.
There comes a day.
When you'll be drunk, you'll see.
You're gonna, gonna, gonna.
You're gonna drink beer.
All that I drink is not enough for you.
Don't wanna lose you.
But I'm not like that.
When finally.
You get to drink.
Guess what?
Repeat Chorus (x2)
I'm gonna drink beer.