My personal opinion of Eminem
I am not a rap fan...who am I kidding? I hate rap! The only rapcore thing that I like is Rage Against the Machine, and that's because I agree with the politics and Tom Morello is awesome with those cool guitar noises--but back to Eminem. His voice is VERY annoying, and he raps too fast. Dr Dre is the reason he's popular, and (hehe) the Slim Anus song goes into deeper detail of what happened when he got signed. (I'll get to the Slim Anus song later.)
Eminem's supposedly slags gay people on his new album. That's stupid. I have no problem with gay people, and I think homophobia is a bad a racism. Of course Eminem can't be racist because he's a rapper, so what does he do? He puts out a sick homophobic record. He claims that he's not homophobic, but I don't believe him. If he's not homophobic, he's a sellout! The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation is getting on his case about knocking gays, so maybe that will cause some sorf of Eminem boycott. There's a Yahoo club called "Eminem is a homophobic twat", and it's about how stupid Eminem is for making fun of gays. I am proud to say that I did NOT buy his crappy record, and I don't support his hateful lyrics.
His wife also tried to kill herself. Ha ha, I'd hate to be married to him. Seriously though, that's horrible.
The Slim Anus song was really funny. ICP made this parody song about Eminem's anus, and it's histerical. If I can find the lyrics, I'll post them. It was just a harmless joke, but Slim took it seriously, and supposedly said he was gonna beat the clowns in one of his songs. LOL, I'd like to see him try. I find it funny that Eminem can make fun of all kinds of celebrities, but he gets all pissed when it comes back his way. If Christina Aguilera took "The Real Slim Shady" too seriously, then Eminem took the Slim Anus song too seriously, because it's the same thing.
I recently took the advice of some of my hatemailers, and read through some of his song lyrics. I could not believe the BS these kids are believing! He talks about how real he is, and how superior he is to MTV pop bands, but then he's right there on TRL like everyone he makes fun of. He's a sellout! He's even worse than boy bands, because he denies selling out. He acts like he's actually working for his success, but the truth is that he just rode in on Dr. Dre's coat tail. He whines about how sh*tty his life is, when he sleeps on a pile of money. In fact, the only thing he says that I believe is that he does not give a f*ck. It's clear that he doesn't give a f*ck if he sells out, he doesn't give a f*ck if he's a hypocrite, he doesn't give a f*ck who his fans are, and the only thing he gives a f*ck about is how many records he sells. The fan who told me to read his lyrics has unleased a monster. Now I'm taking this section to a whole new level.