I interviewed N Sync!

(Not really, but if I did, I think it would be a little like this.)

Sara: Hey guys, I really enjoyed your performance. Ew, I feel so dirty.

JC: I'm glad someone with a real opinion enjoyed it.

Sara: Wait a minute, you know your fans are all dumb teenyboppers?

JC: Well I do, but the other guys think we're actually good at what we do.

Sara: But if you know you suck, then why are you in the group?

JC: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Sara: I see.

JC: Plus, I think I was drunk at the time.

Sara: I feel your pain, JC.

JC: It's good to know someone cares.

Sara: Well, maybe you'll get drunk and bring about the downfall of N Sync.

JC: Hey, maybe I will.

(Justin walks up to JC and sits on his lap.)

Sara: Well Justin, I have an idea on why you're in the group.

Justin: Yo G, what the dilly yo?

Sara: What the what what?

JC: Justin, this is Sara. She just saw our concert.

Sara: Yeah, I saw it. *Shudder* So Justin, you aren't in school, right?

Justin: Yeah G, school be makin' ma head hurt, so I drop out.

Sara: My name is not G. Aren't you afraid that kids who look up to you might drop out, too?

JC: I don't think kids who are old enough to drop out even like us.

Sara: I see. Okay, Justin, what's the deal with Lance?

Lance: Justin is my BOYFRIEND!

Sara: Hello Lance.

Lance: Hello Jennifer.

Sara: Uh, my name is Sara.

Lance: I know. *Dumb laughter*

Justin: Yo G, did those teenyboppers hurt y'all?

Lance: Yeah, they twisted my arm. *More dumb laughter*

Justin: Aw, I'm sorry, yo. (He and Lance embrace.)

JC: Grrr...

(Joey enters.)

Sara: Joey, what happened to you?

Joey: Teenyboppers beat me up.

Sara: I thought they loved you.

Joey: They do, but when they all try and touch me at the same time, they tend to hurt me a little.

Sara: Why didn't you just run away from them?

Joey: And not have little girls touch me? No way, man!

Sara: That's disgusting.

(Chris enters.)

Chris: Who are you?

Sara: I'm Sara from TASF. I was just talking with the guys about the group you guys have.

Chris: Uh, okay. What's TASF?

Sara: Nevermind. Did teenyboppers take your pants?

Chris: Teenyboppers? Where? We can't let them in!!

Sara: I'm assuming that teenyboppers didn't take your pants.

JC: Nah, Chris just walks around like that when fans aren't around.

Chris: I like feeling the breeze against my legs.

Sara: And your legs aren't the only things that are feeling the breeze. Sorry eyes.

Chris: I am JUNGLE MAN!!

Sara: *Shudder*

Chris: I AM THE MASTER OF MY DOMAIN!

Sara: I don't feel well.

All: GROUP ORGY!!!!

Sara: I think I should be taking my leave.

JC: Yeah, let's GET DOWN!!!

Sara: Eww!!

(Sara runs away.)

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