I interviewed N Sync!
(Not really, but if I did, I think it would be a little like this.)
Sara: Hey guys, I really enjoyed your performance. Ew, I feel so dirty.
JC: I'm glad someone with a real opinion enjoyed it.
Sara: Wait a minute, you know your fans are all dumb teenyboppers?
JC: Well I do, but the other guys think we're actually good at what we do.
Sara: But if you know you suck, then why are you in the group?
JC: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Sara: I see.
JC: Plus, I think I was drunk at the time.
Sara: I feel your pain, JC.
JC: It's good to know someone cares.
Sara: Well, maybe you'll get drunk and bring about the downfall of N Sync.
JC: Hey, maybe I will.
(Justin walks up to JC and sits on his lap.)
Sara: Well Justin, I have an idea on why you're in the group.
Justin: Yo G, what the dilly yo?
Sara: What the what what?
JC: Justin, this is Sara. She just saw our concert.
Sara: Yeah, I saw it. *Shudder* So Justin, you aren't in school, right?
Justin: Yeah G, school be makin' ma head hurt, so I drop out.
Sara: My name is not G. Aren't you afraid that kids who look up to you might drop out, too?
JC: I don't think kids who are old enough to drop out even like us.
Sara: I see. Okay, Justin, what's the deal with Lance?
Lance: Justin is my BOYFRIEND!
Sara: Hello Lance.
Lance: Hello Jennifer.
Sara: Uh, my name is Sara.
Lance: I know. *Dumb laughter*
Justin: Yo G, did those teenyboppers hurt y'all?
Lance: Yeah, they twisted my arm. *More dumb laughter*
Justin: Aw, I'm sorry, yo. (He and Lance embrace.)
JC: Grrr...
(Joey enters.)
Sara: Joey, what happened to you?
Joey: Teenyboppers beat me up.
Sara: I thought they loved you.
Joey: They do, but when they all try and touch me at the same time, they tend to hurt me a little.
Sara: Why didn't you just run away from them?
Joey: And not have little girls touch me? No way, man!
Sara: That's disgusting.
(Chris enters.)
Chris: Who are you?
Sara: I'm Sara from TASF. I was just talking with the guys about the group you guys have.
Chris: Uh, okay. What's TASF?
Sara: Nevermind. Did teenyboppers take your pants?
Chris: Teenyboppers? Where? We can't let them in!!
Sara: I'm assuming that teenyboppers didn't take your pants.
JC: Nah, Chris just walks around like that when fans aren't around.
Chris: I like feeling the breeze against my legs.
Sara: And your legs aren't the only things that are feeling the breeze. Sorry eyes.
Chris: I am JUNGLE MAN!!
Sara: *Shudder*
Chris: I AM THE MASTER OF MY DOMAIN!
Sara: I don't feel well.
All: GROUP ORGY!!!!
Sara: I think I should be taking my leave.
JC: Yeah, let's GET DOWN!!!
Sara: Eww!!
(Sara runs away.)
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