Here's the story of NSync
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, there was this pimp dude named Lou Pearlman. One day Lou decided to turn to evil and make another boy band, despite what the Backstreet Boys had done to him. To do this, he had to find some guys stupid enough to go along with his evil plan. First, he went to the mall to find some teenyboppers and sought out their wisdom. (Wisdom...HAHA!) They told him to like, find like, the hottest guys in like, the world. Lou had no clue where to find hot guys. He still doesn't. You know how this story ends, he finds NSync. I guess he never understood what "hot" is. Well, he was walking down the street when he saw this sweaty guy pushing a grocery cart around. He went up to this sweaty psycho and asked what his name was. The sweaty psycho said his name was JC. Then Lou told JC about his plan to create a boy band and take over the world. He told JC that if he would help him he would be rich and famous and girls would like him. JC naturally said yes. Perfect, thought Lou. Now I've got one.
He and JC then went to a loud dance club to find some more guys. While in the club, Lou met this one guy who said he knew a 12 year old kid who was dying to make an idiot of himself in front of millions of people. Lou asked for this kid's name and the guy said it was Justin. This was perfect. He had a psychopath and was about to get a kid who liked being humiliated. He just needed to find about 2 more guys. As he and JC were leaving the club, they took a shortcut through a dark alletway. There they were nearly mugged by a scary guy with dredlocks, but they managed to escape by telling about their plan to get rich and famous by creating a boy band. The scary guy wanted in. So Lou had a psychopath, a kid who liked being humiliated, and a scary-looking drunk. Things were going his way for once.
To celebrate, he, JC, and the drunk went to an Italian resturaunt to eat. Once they got to their table, Lou asked what the drunk's name was. The drunk said in his drunken voice that his name was Chris. Lou and JC introduced themselves to Chris. Then Lou told them both about the kid named Justin who liked making an idiot of himself. They all ordered their food, and about halfway through their meal, JC excused himself to the bathroom. A few seconds later he came back and told Lou that there was something in the men's room he had to see. He and Chris Followed JC to the men's room, where they found a fat Italian guy unconscious on the bathroom floor. Then they all carried him out of the restraunt and to a hotel room. Once the Italian came to, they all told him about Lou's plan to become rich and famous by creating a boy band. The Italian guy said he'd do it. When they asked what to call him, he said his name was Joey.
So Lou had JC, Chris, and Joey willing to sing and dance like fools in front of milions of people, and an arranged meeting with Justin, a kid who liked acting like a jerk. This was great for Lou. These pathetic guys were going to make him rich. The first thing they all did the next morning was meet Justin, the ape who liked acting stupid. They arrived at a run-down shack with about 50 kids running around outside. They went inside and Justin was waitng. He said he would join them, but only if his boyfriend Lance could join too. He didn't want to be away from his one and only love. Lou asked to meet this guy Lance, and when he did, he was overjoyed. Lance was a major dolt! He was perfect! Now all they needed was a name. All of the sudden, Justin's mom, who was watching Wheel of Fortune, thought of the perfect name.
Justin's mom: It's "In Sync".
Justin: Yo Ma, dat be great. It even gots da last letters of our names in it! Like JustiNNNN, ChriSSS, JoeYYY, LansteNNN, and JCCC! Thanks Ma!
Justin's mom: Uh, okay. Whatever.
Then they got signed and they sucked.
The End.