These are just lyrics. I spent a while trying to edit them, so now the little kids that come here won't get their minds warped. It did take a while, but I think it was worth it.
Hi, My name is
What, My name is
Who, My name is
Slim Anus
Hi, My name is
What, My name is
Who, My name is
Fudge Packer
Ahem..Excuse me N*ttlicker!
Can I have the attention of your *ss
Hi, My name is
What, My name is
Who, My name is
The Butt Sniffer
Hi kids! Do you like anus?
I led Dr.Dre on my butt for a chance to be famous (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah!)
Try 'cid and get butt f*cked up like I did? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Backstreet Boy I want to impregnate
(Ughhh..)
And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a Cutie!" Uh-uhhh!
"I'll give you a deal let me up in that bootie?" (ok)
Since age 12 I've felt like im someone else cause I hung my
original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's t*ts off
"You don't know how to do Tommy Lee I'll suck his d*ck
off"!
Hi, My name is
What, My name is
Who, My name is
It get's tacked off!
Hi, My anus
What, My anus
Who, My anus
Every now and then it get's f*cked up
Hi, My anus
What, My anus
Who, My anus
It's occasionaly near dawg
Hi, My anus
What, My anus
Who, My anus
Really needs to be f*cked up
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in Junior High
I told him to take his pants off he was about to make me slide
I pinched his a*s winked at me
he chased me around the desk I told him to come and get me
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, I tried to fill his d*ck up
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians
And a spaceship why they screamin' at me: "LET'S JUST BE
FRIENDS"!
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom screws more guys than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
She met Violent J I couldn't believe when he slapped her
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands but I need me a man (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get
your autograph?)
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, NICE A*S!
Hi, My name is
What, My name is
Who, My name is
Slim Anus
Hi, My name is
What, My name is
Who, My name is
Slim Anus
Hi, My name is
What, My name is
Who, My name is
Buttlicker
Hi, My name is
What, My name is
Who, My name is
Dre's Butt-boy
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I bet on my balls and buttcheeks and they make my a*s greesy for
weeks, put yur man hood between my cheeks
Am I cummin' or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a pile of semen dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
Dre's butt's to sexy to hide take your pants of Dre I don't mine
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I'll do any guy that walks (hmm)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
Sometimes I said wish Dr.Dre has a sexist d*ck
(keep me home Shady and grab me by my hips)
If I do that then I can't kiss you on your lips
And by the way when you see my dad?
Ask him if he spar his gayest porno mag
Hi, My anus
What, My anus
Who, My anus
Get's f*cked up
Hi, My anus
What, My anus
Who, My anus
It's always getting f*cked up
Hi, My anus
What, My anus
Who, My anus
It's occasionaly near dawg
Hi, My anus
What, My anus
Who
Ain't Nuttin' but a B*tch Thang
Nowadays everybody wanna talk
but nothing comes out
when they move the lips
its just a bunch of gibberish
and motherf*ckers act like Eminem ain't gay
everybody forgot
what happened
Slim Anus: what up Dre
Dr. Dre: yea
Slim Anus: it's all about Dre
Slim Anus: it's all about Dre
Dr. Dre: comptons in the house
Slim Anus: yeah thats right compton is in the house
Dr. Dre: come here pull down your panites you little b*tch
Slim Anus: aiight hold up dawg go easy on me and shit you ripped
my a*shole last time
Dr. Dre: come get some of this compton dick
Slim Anus: let me take off this white shirt so you can see my
bird chest
Dr. Dre: you wanna be famous?
Slim Anus: uh huh
Dr. Dre: spread that b*tch a*s
Slim Anus: it's all about dre
Dr. Dre: yeah compton
Slim Anus: uh dawg your hurting me dawg
Dr. Dre: your the tightest detriot rapper you little b*tch
Slim Anus: your ripping my a*shole dawg hold on a sec don't bust
Dr. Dre: yeah
Slim Anus: aw dawg. hold on a sec don't bust
Dr. Dre: come here
Slim Anus: wait uh wait uh hold on don't bust
Dr. Dre: take all of this compton d*ck
Slim Anus: hold on don't bust do it on my lip like a milk ad
Dr. Dre: comptons in that a*s
Slim Anus: it's all about dre
Slim Anus: eh-it's all about dre ahh ahh
Dr. Dre: you wanna be famous you little b*tch
Slim Anus: aw sh*t, man don't tell kim dawg please it's all about
dre
Dr. Dre: aiight now get the f*ck out of here
Slim Anus: aww sh*t
B*tch boy mutha f*cka
you might have them 11yr old groupies
believing your sh*t
but you ain't fooling nobody b*tch
you a mutha f*ckin b*tch
Yeah, suck my d*ck
you ain't never shot at us with no paint balls
matter of fact you can come get these painted balls mutha f*cka
come get these juggalo painted balls, b*tch
you ain't never chased us out of no club b*tch
only club you ever chased anybody out of was a gay bar b*tch.
straight out of warren
b*tch you a joke
sucking so much d*ck your f*cking lips smoke
with your silly a*s pretty boy rap
mean muggin and thuggin sittin on dre's lap.
pull a gat on my thug
no bullets or nothin grip shaking
slowly, lowerin (wrong)
fumbling, scared to death
screamin for help
so damn shook you almost shot yourself.
You're a radio thug with your preppy smile
got everybody hoppin out every 35 miles tellin us we fake
lil faggot, ima knock your teeth out the back of your neck
you might have little girls cryin and sh*t
but the detroit thugs aint buying your sh*t
run your ass back to dr dre and open your butt
little groupie ass boy get f*cked!
eminem ain't nuttin but a b*tch (b*tch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a b*tch (b*tch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a b*tch (b*tch)
sissy ass radio b*tch (b*tch)
wait a minute don't run whats up with that?
im just trying to give you this 300 bucks back
that you gave to twiztid so you could open up they show
you little p*ssy a*s hoe
look at us dog who put us on the map?
3 plat 2 gold and we still like that
we did it alone we thought it (d.r.e.)
but we know (something) that f*ck like a p*ss
husband tell me where she at
everybody be f*cking that b*tch you don't see that?
i know 3 people she f*cked on you
over at hot rocks she be f*cking b*tches too
you told the world you gonna kill the slut
then you on tv licking her butt
be careful your prolly gonna taste my nut
cause even i be f*cking that b*tch raw like what
eminem ain't nuttin but a b*tch (b*tch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a b*tch (b*tch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a b*tch (b*tch)
preppy ass teenie bop b*tch (b*tch)
i remember yo a*s at st. andrews hall handing
out yo flyers
come one come all come to my show
i looked at it WHAT right there
insane clown posse might show up.
what the f*ck kind of rapper could be that lame
only way you draw people is to use our name
i could have just f*cked you up right there
but i let it pass.
i felt bad for ya b*tch a*s
everytime i met you your sucking d*ck
now your on the pop charts sucking d*ck
you'll be sucking d*ck for eternity
look at ya mouth it look like a p*ssy
i know that slim anus got to you
yeah only because it was so damn true
when i think of your daughter it makes me sad
she got a whore for a mama and a b*tch a*s dad
Eminem ain't nuttin but a b*tch (b*tch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a b*tch (b*tch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a b*tch (b*tch)
top 40 pussy rap beotch (b*tch)(b*tch)(b*tch)(b*tch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a b*tch (b*tch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a bitch (b*tch)(b*tch)(b*tch)(b*tch)
eminem ain't nuttin but a b*tch (b*tch)
mainstream pretty boy b*tchhhhhhhhhhhhh (b*tch)
sucka a*s mother f*cka
hitler a*s haircut
b*tcha*s mother f*cking
boyband a*s top 40 casey casem
carson daly d*ck suckin mutha f*cka