Wall of shame: Former stupid sites of the month
February '01-How to be popular-um...
This site it too cute. It has insane rules about being popular, without stating the perks for being popular. It sounds like a joke to me. Oh well. I posted nasty pictures in hers and her friend Krista's guestbooks, so those could be worth checking out.
January '01-How to be goth in less than an hour-the name says it all
This isn't stupid as in :This sucks, it's so stupid," it's more like Monty Python stupid. Stupid in a good way, if there is such a thing. I say check this out.
December '00-Shiny Happy World-Pop site
Here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the official site for bubble gum pop. It doesn't even give props to people like Michael Jackson, Elton John, or Madonna, pop stars that actually withstood the test of time. I'm not a fan of those people, but they could mutilate the little kids in pop today.
November '00-Kiwibox-Teen site
Something about this site really sucks. But you can win prizes, so maybe it's worth checking out. It's where I go to argue. If you decide to check out the message boards, my name is Mysticvampyre.
October '00-Jonathan Davis' Bible-A Korn fan site
Any site in a bible layout with a section called "devils" definately deserves this honor.
September '00-Yahoo-A search engine.
They repeatedly rejected my site. Cheap bastards.
August '00-The anti-hate page-What a hypocrite!!!
This chick is really dumb. She accuses people who have hate pages (me) of being posers and teenyboppers of a new breed. That's a generalization. I don't hate things simply because they are popular. (I'm a Korn fan, for God's sake!) I only make fun of things that I think are stupid, yet they are still popular. I guess since she didn't mention my site, she either is aware of my intentions or hasn't seen my site. There's even a Yahoo club about how dumb she is.
July '00-Alloy-This is the epitomy of teenybopper sites.
They're pro-TRL, but they try to be well rounded by giving news on Rage Against the Machine and Korn. Well, if you look at the tests, you know they're either posing or (even worse!) mocking goths. It's confusing, like the kids who dress in black while listening to Type-O Negative (that band blows). I took some of the quizzes, and among them was about what my theme song is. Guess what my theme song is? Freak on a Leash by Korn. That makes absolutly no sense. That song is about the music industry, and I'm not a musician. I'm not on display for the world to see, and I can think of a million better songs that would relate to misunderstood individuals better. Everything here is just mainstream pop or mainstream rock. This site makes my head hurt. I heard about it from the Korn message board, when they were talking about the results from a test where you find out who your celebrity match is (I got Jon Davis), so it's not like I look for these sites. They come to me!
June '00-Nick Carter is Confused-Hypothesized ideas about Nick Carter's sexuality.
This has got to be the coolest fan on Earth. She thinks that Nick is gay! I bet you're wondering why I put her site here if she's so cool. Well, I have a good explaination for that. Since it is a BSB fan site, it attracts fans. And since they are teenyboppers, they are homophobic. So if you want a good laugh, read the guestbook. It always makes me smile. : )
May '00-Leave Nick Alone-This is a lot like "Stop the hate", and it made SSOM too.
Ha ha ha! This is a Nick Carter fan site, where the owners plead that people stop bashing Nick Carter. Just because of this site, I'm updating Nick Carter's many lovers.
April '00-Katie and Shauna's BSB Land-What a waste of time.
This is actually a pretty good site, it's just a pity that it's about BSB. I mean, the layout's really good, they've got cool graphics, and the sections are semi-interesting. It's just a shame that it's about BSB instead of a good band. I declare the makers of this site over-obsessed. Course, if you go there, try not to bash them too hard.
March '00-The Society for Future Husbands of Britney Spears-The name says it all.
Is this not the dumbest site ever? Someone mentioned it on the message board, and I feel that it is dumb enough to be named Stupid Site of the Month. Congratulations, SFHBS. You're idiots.
February '00-STOP THE HATE-A Leo fan page. Apparently, someone has a problem with Leo hate pages.
This is the most retarded site I've ever been to. They're all about stopping people from making hate pages. I personally don't have a huge problem with Leo, as long as the soundtracks to his movies rock (i.e. The Basketball Diaries), but it's still fun to hate him. He's a perfect example of a teenybopper fad who can be redeemed by homoerotic movies. Yay Leo!
January '00-Justin Timberlake Online-The place to worship the nastiest little sicko on Earth.
Sick sick sick...They have an entire category in Yahoo for Justin Timberlake. Disgusting.
December '99-The *N Sync diner-A place with pictures, bios, and some other crap that I didn't look at. I think I may have altered some of the picture on this site. Oops.
Everyone, go to this site and promote my site in the guestbook. Pretend to be a fan if you want, but make sure you label this site as your homepage. That's what those teenyboppers get for coming into anti sites and tormenting us. HAHAHA!!!