The Fatman
(lyrics improvised from the mind of Jamey Coffman)

Tabitha Pittman wears her shiny purple jacket
and I hope with lustful eyes that someday, somewhere, somehow
we'll walk together in that shining rainbow of togetherness
Together, United...til the fatman comes to town

Baby come back, drop that fat

The fatman weighs 632 pounds
and he wears clothes from the gap
I saw them walking together down the hall
Together, United
The fatman shoots me a fat glance and I explode

Darn that fat, darn that fat
Baby come back, drop that fat
Drop that fat
632 pounds of lard, baby
Drop that fat, baby
Singin' bout the fatman
Baby come back, baby come back, drop that fat
Yeah
Baby come back, baby come back, drop that fat

The fatman (x5)
Baby come back, baby come back, oh baby come back,
drop that fat!