No one understands me down at school
no one understands me at the school
No one understands me

I wish the girls would like me
I wish they would kiss me
I wish the girls would hug me
I wish I could get laid
I wish the girls would love me so much
I wish the girls would like me a lot

I wish those bullies wouldn't give me such a hard time
I wish those bullies wouldn't kill me every time
I wish those bullies wouldn't beat me up everyday
I wish I could go up to those bullies and say
Come on understand me
Come and understand me
You're gonna understand me
Why won't you understand me

I wish the teachers would give me all A's
I wish my mom would let me eat late
I wish I could go get drunk everyday
I wish that my friends would stop making fun of me
Why won't you understand me
Come on and understand me
Why won't you understand me

I wish that all the clergymen and everybody
would let me go simple and free
I wish God wouldn't judge me for my sins
I wish I could just begin again
No one understands me
Why won't you understand me
Please understand me, yeah

Understand
Understand the way that I think
Understand
Understand why I blink at things
Understand
Understand why the world goes it's way
Understand
Understand everything about me
Understand me
Understand me
Understand me
Come on everybody just understand me, yeah
Just understand me
Why won't you understand me
Come on just try to understand me
understand me

*Spoken: If you can understand me, you can reach me at 555-5555. Or when I go off to college, you can write to me because no one understands me there either.

Understand me
Come on understand me, understand me
Why won't you understand me baby

I'm a teenager and no one understands me
I'm (?) and nobody understands me
Intellectualism, no one understands me
when I eat a Cup a Soup, nobody understands me
Nobody understands the way that I make breakfast
nobody understands the way that I read a book
nobody understands the way that I go to the bathroom
Nobody understands me when I have to pee

Understand my bladder
understand my rectum
understand my apple
understand my head
understand my toes
understand me, understand me

Oh understand me
No one understands me
Understand me, nobody understands me
Understand me, understand me
Nobody understands me
Come on and understand me (x4)
I invite you to understand me
Understand me (x7)

Underunderstand me when you're going real fast
understand me and I'll kick your little aaahhhh!
Understand me, I love to go everyday
Understand me, I won't have to sing anymore after this...
Understand me (x4)

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