Jamaica vs. Hillshire Farms
(lyrics improvised from the mind of Brad Smith)

Hillshire Farm and me, we go way back
Grow lots of grain and rice and lots of sugar
but lately we been having some problems
with the price of the sugarcane
We can't seem to understand that prices are right
we can't compromise of any or bite
We'll never come to answers
we never shake hands on the sugar

Hillshire Farms is a sonofabitch
they don't give me money
that I don't get rich, oh
Don't sing to me about the sugarcane
You want to know the truth
then you will see
They are real, real mean to me
Come on Hillshire Farms
give us, it's mine, oh the sugar, the sugar

Bad in all the prices, bad in all the long
everybody goes, everybody goes
we sing, we sing, we sing this song,
oh the sugar, it going down the way
We sing to the sugar
we sing'a this song
Realize the greet and everything is sweet
when you sing this song
Everything'a goes it's Hillshire Farms
is this is what you must say
oh you must say hey
gimme my sugar

Hillshire Farms, what do I do
when you come to me, I look at you
I come around every single day
I know this is what I'm going to say
Raise the prices, raise the prices, raise the prices of the sugar
We need more money
Every single day look at my song
I come round sing'a this song
every single day I go around
you think I'm some kind of clown
the sugar, sugar clown
a sugar clown

I'm a sugar Jamaican clown, Jamaican clown
oh, Jamaican, J'maican, J'maican
Jamaican clown
Hillshire Farms brings you the nice
everything is it the swell'a spice, oh
we got everything from Hillshire Farms
we got radio
I'm going to tell you about them right now, oh

We got the sliced ham
the honey-baked turkey and the ham
and the turkey and the beef and the turkey
and the beef and all the pig thigh
and we got lots of hooves
we got all kinds of tasty food for you to eat, yah, yeah
we got them pork rinds
Ever eat intestines? Well I'll show you how
Pig skins and pig hooves and all of the cow
We will tear them up apart oh and how oh
With the Hillshire Farms line of products now
Oh mama

Everybody knows that Hillshire Farms
is going really crazy
yeah they gone too far
If you like Hillshire Farms,
you are a sonofabitch
A real sonofabitch oh oh

Hey!