Dog Killer (MINI)
(lyrics improvised from the mind of Jared Colinger and Jamey Coffman)

(please note that this song doesn't reflect the personal actions or feelings of The Derelllicts' themselves--in actuality, they love animals...but not in THAT way)

pekinese, chow, chitzu
all sorts of poodles under my tires
and i hit them
i like to run dogs on the road
i like to smash em with car
i like to hit dogs with my car woah woah woah