Ode to Bradley Smith (in absentia)
(from the minds of Jared Colinger and Jamey Coffman)

(Jared)
Bradley's not here to record with us
but we sound so much better without him
Bradley's off getting another woman pregnant
Bradley Smith's off at college
He doesn't want to be an actor
he wants to work with some film projects

(Jamey)
Bradley Smith use to wear wrinkly clothes all the time (all the time)
looks like his mom didn't do the laundry (no, no laundry)
Bradley Smith had a sister named Courtney with dark hair

(Jared)
Bradley Smith, Bradley Smith Is life treatin' you well?
Bradley Smith, Bradley Smith
We hope life's treatin' you well.
Take it away Jamey.

(Unfortunately, we were unaware that the tape cut off shortly after the guitar solo. Sorry Brad. It couldn't have been more in depth.)