Monster Song
(lyrics improvised from the mind of Jared Colinger)

There's something under my bed and it's watching under me
I can see it's big sharp pointy teeth
Something's coming from my closet
it's got really big scaly skin and it's eyes are bigger than eggs (not in the mouth)

But what's this coming through the door now?
It's my mom. But she too, has scaly skin and big teeth

The monster under my bed, the one in the closet,
and my mother are coming to kill me
What did I do? I didn't do much
but I know their going to kill me now

*The Monster's: Rahrharhahrjahrhrhar

Better get my play knife and my rubber pellets
So I can fend my self against the people
who're going to bite me off
I'll shoot em' one by one

*Bang, Bang! Roar! Ah! Rah.