My Good Friend Bob
(lyrics improvised from the mind of Jamey Coffman)

Everybody's going crazy,
except for my good friend Bob
Everybody's got a lady,
except for my good friend Bob
Everybody's got a doggie, a doggie
except for my good friend Bob

Bob feels lonely
Bob feels lonely when it rains
Bob feels lonely
Bob feels the pain

Everybody's got a tissue,
except for my good friend Bob