I'm In Love, But I Gotta Pee
(lyrics improvised from the mind of Brad Smith)

I look at you, you look at me
and baby, oh baby, that's the way it's gotta be
Across the classroom, we see each other's eyes
Mine are blue, you are green

That's the way we are
This is college baby. Will you ever know?
In this class of social science, I really gotta go

I'm in love but I gotta pee
I'm in love but I gotta pee
I'm in love, but my bladder will not hold
As much as I love you, baby
As much as I love you, oh
my bladder is about to erupt with urine.

Pee is good, mushrooms are good
You are good, but this class isn't, unnngh!
This is the way we run around
This is the way I watched a movie once
It was good
Whether or not you're bi, whether or not you're straight
Whether or not you know how to make your bed,
and swing on the toys and tell them all what do to
I know, I know, I know I gotta pee
Pee, pee, pee, pee, peeeeeee!